I remember when I was younger me and my younger sister use to try to stand on water...puddles after it rained...or was that just me? Lol I'll have to ask her. Regardless, I was that kid who would think "oh! I can fly!" because I watched Peter Pan or something. Luckily I never tried anything too extreme haha
Anyway, I use to want to walk on water. So if I could come back as anything, I'd come back as a Jesus Lizard!!
TA-DA!!
Not only is the name cool, but it's really cute and can run on water! What more could I ask for? Also, it's a lizard...and it doesn't look creepy. For some reason turtles freak me out....their eyes look like little UFOs doesn't it? lol They're like miniature disk...like a CD or something. Eyes aren't suppose to be side ways. And snakes...I can tolerate snakes....just not their eyes.
But this lizard is cool! I just want to be an invincible lizard. I want to be a lizard that cannot be eaten, or stepped on, or anything. Just leave me to run on the water please!! Such a life must be exciting! If humans were to see me in my lizard ways, they'd probably be wondering why that one particular lizard keeps running around in circles on the surface of the water.
I just thought I'd share this. I use to think being a rock would be cool, but meh. I think I'd get bored just sitting in one spot all day. Also people would probably try to pick me up and toss me into the ocean as a skip rock, or just toss me into someone's window or into a tree...because humans can be destructive sometimes. If I were a rock, I'd hope someone would collect me and put me on a shelf somewhere. Then I can imagine I'm Woody from Toy Story lol Okay this is getting weird....Why would a rock even know what the movie Toy Story is anyway?? lol
Night!
Mon
You're so funny. 😂
ReplyDeleteBut you have to admit, a lizard being able to walk on water is pretty neat! :)
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